Chuck Norris isn't the only one that can prevent forest fires....

With all the brush we accumulated, I compiled quite the brush pile.  I was impressed with my ability to actually organize a brush pile into branch sizes.  Organized chaos.  Some thought it was an impossible feat:

Don't let your eyes fool you.  Our brushpile is still bigger than yours, trust me.

So, we have a giant brush pile.  What next?  Well let's consider the options...wait.  Men only have one option at this point, don't they? 

BURN IT! BURN IT ALL!

Grr does a great job demonstrating fire safety.  Albeit inefficient to spray the burning brush directly, we've once again saved the neighborhood from disaster.  Take that, Chuck Norris.